January 2011
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Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
bieberxfeverx asked: hey !! justin bieber is calling girls now! .. one every night ! check www.call-justinbieber.com
bieberxfeverx asked: hey !! justin bieber is calling girls now! .. one every night ! check www.call-justinbieber.com
December 2010
There's a site called Spokeo.com that's a new...
dia-dhuit:
diego-desu:
fuckyeahcomfortfood:
soviet-india:
My brother shows up as living here rather than me. wat
lol im not there thank god
creepy shit my friends.
LIKE A BOSS
found my parents but not me. The fact that our home phone number is on there is slightly terrifying, but I’m not quite sure why.
cows
Me: Well, like on the back of boxes they say that you
Me: should have about a 2,000 calorie a day diet.
Damien: I don't read that stuff. I read about how wonderful the ingredients are
Damien: and how nicely they treat their cows or whatever. (:
Me: "We feed our cows cupcakes"
Me: "and pet them thrice daily"
Me: "if they're good we even braid their tails"
Damien: I so misread that as "braid their balls"
Damien: I was like NO I THINK THAT IS MISTREATMENT
Damien: THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL
Me: AHAHAHAHAAHAA
Me: THAT IS SO GOING ON TUMBLR
Damien: HAHAAHAAA yessssssssss
When you see someone cute for the first time
teenysanguini:
amandafiske:
You see them from a distance
Then you start looking them up and down like
And then you think of all the things you want to do to them
Then they catch you staring and they do this
And you return the look
And then by yourself you’re all
Then they catch you freaking out so you’re like
So then you try to lighten the mood
And then they’re like
...
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people who masturbate...
sqwrlydoom:
dilmos:
glamydia:
brohansolo:
with their left hand
hi
ya
o hai!
what about us?
